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I’ve decided that 2011, for me, is the year of rolling light-and-lively. As such, I’m ringing in the new year with a game I’ve spent the last 17 years perfecting. It’s called  BoobMood Match-up©. Here’s how it works:

1. Using the How Are You Feeling Today? chart below, select the emotion that most closely conveys how you’re feeling. After you make your selection, scroll down to the chart below.

 2. Now select the boob type that corresponds with the emotion you’re feeling. 

To further illustrate:

Today I’m feeling exhausted, so I selected pears as my boob-of-choice. (I dunno, they just have that fizzled look.) If I woke up hopeful–say, for blueberry pancakes drenched in butter and syrup–I might have chosen flatties. And so on, and so forth.

Note 1: Being that I’m just now test-marketing this application, there are some kinks that need to be ironed out. I suspect BoobMood (insert copyright symbol here) selections will vary depending on gender.

Note B: …and how many women get miffed by my boob objectification.

PSS3: I just had a nice chat with Miss Lonely Bee Stings at the water cooler.

What’s your BoobMood?